Teacher asked “what you do when you go back to your house, in the evening, playing or watching TV?

Student answered “madam, we set only time to do your homework.”

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Amir asked “Why do you want to join in government job only?”

Sameer said “Because I get extra money and rest time in those jobs.”

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“What is your favourite book?”

“Bank Pass book.”

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Banta singh asked “Do you know any exchange shop?”

Santa singh said “Why?”

Banta singh said “I want to exchange my wife, She is scolding too much.”

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“What is past tense of divorce?”

“Marrige.”

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A voice from phone “I am richest man in the world talking to you.”

Santa singh “Banta, has your wife talked to you nicely today? congratulations.”